you are listening morning’s news – today is the end of the world. we’re out of beer. would you like to watch LOTR with me tonight? you’re better get going now, my husband is coming home and he’s bisexual. ‘the hell is that on my dick? Santa Claus committed suicide. the hitman hired to shoot the president died in a car accident. i’m really sorry, your other testicle must come off also. i know it’s Sunday 7 in the morning, is your add still valid?


dialog imaginar:
-indiferent de pret?
-nu, nu chiar…putina prudenta…viata e viata si nu se compara cu nimic, daca ne e dat sa alegem intr-o cat de mica masura!?